Proud Poodle Poopin' in the Potty!

I learned how to poop in the potty today! It took my nine years, but I finally did it!!

Soccer!

SOCCER IS ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITEST THINGS TO DO IN THE WHOLE WIDE 9 WILLIAMS STREET! I JUST LOVE IT! EVERY TIME I TRY TO PUT MY MOUTH AROUND THE BALL, IT ROLLS RIGHT AWAY FROM ME! FUN!!

First Day of School!

Today was my first day of school! I was so excited! I love going to school and I'm gonna do it every day! I get to hang out with lots of other poodles and have nap time and learn about sitting and staying and then we get to run around outside for recess and then we all go to the middle of the field and poop together and then we come back and get a treat! So much fun!

Skip Bo!

Mom and I played Skipbo tonight. I got so frusterated that I almost bit her! She cheats! All the time!! Everytime I turned my little poodle head, half her pile would be gone. And then I tell her that I saw her cheat and she just smiles and says "Joey, I don't know what you're talking about." I don't think I can take much more of it!

Power Yoga Time!

After running 118 circles around the tree outside I was feeling a little sore. I really needed to stretch out my muscles so I got out my power yoga book and read up on everything I should do to feel more like a young poodle again. I am going to focus on breathing and centering my core. I really like catcow position and the cobra. Obviously downward dog is my favorite. ( I like downward dog even better when that bitch next door named Dixie is doing it!!)

Chewing on Lilies!

I love chewing on lilies! Delicious!

Getting New Bras!

Just this week I noticed an increase in the size of my poobies. So weird! My poobies grew a whole cup size in just a week, maybe it's my diet. I had to try on some new bras to hold them up. This white full coverage bra was my favorite! Fabulous!