Torso Track Time!

April is coming home soon and I want to be in great shape when she gets here! I've been on a diet and I've been torso tracking everyday for two hours! My abs look awesome and I can't believe that it takes almost no time at all! It's so easy! Fabulous!

I Miss My Sister!

I really miss my sister April today. I miss her everyday but today I cried for five hours and I sat on her picture to make me feel better. Mom won't feed me enough, Billy farts in my face all the time, Laura keeps holding me in funny ways saying that we're "hanging out," and Dad steps on me all the time. I want April back!

Get To Know Me

* . . Basic . . *

Name: Joey Shabadoo Thompson

Birthdate: June 2nd

Birthplace: Vermont

Current Location: Essex Junction

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Black

Height: 1 foot

Weight: 10.2 lbs

* . . What's Your . . *

Zodiac Sign: Gemini

Ethnicity: African American

Body Type: Curvy, Sexy, Plump

Favorite Food: Scones

Favorite Drink: Chai Tea

Favorite Animal: Mule

Best Physical Feature: Hips

Fears: Getting trap inside the refrigerator or falling off a stair.

* . . Have you ever . . *

Drank: Yes, one appletini at a party.

Smoked: Yes, marijuana only four times day.

Shoplifted: Never!

Skinny Dipped: Yes, I prefer it this way.

Had Sex: Yes, with Buzzy, the chair, the couch, the floor, my water bowl, the pillow, the stove, the trashcan, the stairs, the fruit drawer in the fridge, the toilet, and my leash.

Been Dumped: Impossible.

Had A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I hit it and quit it.

* . . Looking In For A Guy/Girl. . *

Fav Eye Color: Blue

Fav Hair Color: White

Short or Long Hair: Short and fluffy

Looks or Personality: Hot and spunky.

Love or Money: Love

Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular

I Went Shopping!

Today I went to Petsmart to pick out a new collar harness. I sniffed a couple little dogs, peed on a dog treat display, and bought this gorgeous pink harness. I just love the way it accentuates my curves and it looks so good with my eyes. Fabulous!

My Future

I am trying to figure out what to do with my life and I just don't know! I'm thinking of going to CCV to get my degree, but I'm just so lost. I kinda want to be a dentist.

UGH!

Well, I just got back from dinner at my Gramma's house and my uncle Buzzy and I ate so much! I had pot roast, potatoes, carrots, fruit, cheesecake, cookies, rolls, and corn! All of that food combined is about the same weight I am, so I am so full! My mom had to carry me out to car to get home! I feel so fat so I have to run, like, two hours on the treadmill! I'm so bloated!

Thongs!

Thongs are my favorite kind of underwear. I bought 6 new pairs today for $20! They support my teeny weeny and my teeny balls so gently. I will never go back to bikini panties, ever!

Just Playin' Cards

I love playing cards. My family and I played cards for 2 hours this morning! We played rummy for 30 minutes but then we played strip poker for the rest of the time. I love strip poker because I walked around with my penis hanging out all the time anyways, so I don't get embarrassed. I win! Fabulous!

Pawball.

I refer to this sport as pawball, I think 'football' is a little discriminatory and I'd like to put a stop to it. Because I'm really good at pawball!! I'm a linebacker!

Family Photo!

Mom scheduled a family photo of me and my brother and sisters today, except I'm the only one that showed up! At first I was mad because I had to sit by myself and no one got to hold me, but then I got some extra treats! I think the picture came out even better than it would of if they were all home. I am the center of the picture and I'm cute as a button! Fabulous!

Grillin'!

Today was one of the most loveliest days, and what better a thing to do on a lovely day than barbeque! I barbequed some burgers and some steaks and some hotdogs (my favorite!) I ate 16 hot dogs, 11 cheeseburgers and 3 steaks! Then I had to lie down, but it was delicious!

Big Red Bow!

This is my favorite big red bow!

It looks so cute, this I know!

I'm a cute pood, through and through,

I took this pic right after I went poo!