My Latest Project

I must apologize to my blog-followers. I have not posted anything in a very long time because I have been working on a special project. Since I am getting to be very old, I have decided to start incubating a poodatar body for myself so that I can live longer and climb trees really well. I also want a cooler name, like Joe-tiri or Poodukan. This photo is an example of what I will look like after I transfer my soul into my poodatar body. My only dream is to be a true Omaticaya. So I'm gonna go tell Eywa what's up and get myself one of those sweet flying dragons.

Mowing the Lawn!

I had to mow the lawn today because the snow will be coming soon. As you can see, this is a very difficult task for me because I am a foot tall and cannot reach the push part of the mower. I managed though.

Going to St. John!

Mommy and Daddy don't know that I am a stowaway to St. John! I can't wait to where my bikini! I'm gonna put my ass in the sand and stay on that beach forever!!

The Snow is Coming!

The temperature is dropping and I am so excited to get out on the slopes this year. I'm a professionally rated skiier so I can't wait for the snow to come. I've been working night and day on my triple twist mamelon gran selles backwards rotating flip and I know I'm gonna nail it this year! (Just like I'm gonna nail that little white dog next door....)

Swimming!

I went to the pool today to do some laps! I wore my best blue bathing suit and my green speedo goggles. Compared to all the old, fat ladies at the pool, I was definitely the most fashionable. I walked around the pool in my high heels for ten minutes and then I swam one lap and spent two hours in the hot tub soaking my paws.
It. was. HEAVEN!

Tickling the Ivories!

I betcha didn't know that I can play Bach, Beethoven, Chopin, and Brahms. I play the piano every day for three hours so I get lots of practice. You might think that it would be hard since I don't have any thumbs but what you don't know is that I can walk right across the key with all four paws therefore I am so much better than that cute Michael Buble. He is so cute though.

Playstation!

I played playstation for 8 hours today! I played Crash Bandicoot because I love that little rascal, especially when he rides on that little polar bear. YEEHAW!!