Mowing the Lawn!

I had to mow the lawn today because the snow will be coming soon. As you can see, this is a very difficult task for me because I am a foot tall and cannot reach the push part of the mower. I managed though.

Going to St. John!

Mommy and Daddy don't know that I am a stowaway to St. John! I can't wait to where my bikini! I'm gonna put my ass in the sand and stay on that beach forever!!

The Snow is Coming!

The temperature is dropping and I am so excited to get out on the slopes this year. I'm a professionally rated skiier so I can't wait for the snow to come. I've been working night and day on my triple twist mamelon gran selles backwards rotating flip and I know I'm gonna nail it this year! (Just like I'm gonna nail that little white dog next door....)

Swimming!

I went to the pool today to do some laps! I wore my best blue bathing suit and my green speedo goggles. Compared to all the old, fat ladies at the pool, I was definitely the most fashionable. I walked around the pool in my high heels for ten minutes and then I swam one lap and spent two hours in the hot tub soaking my paws.
It. was. HEAVEN!

Tickling the Ivories!

I betcha didn't know that I can play Bach, Beethoven, Chopin, and Brahms. I play the piano every day for three hours so I get lots of practice. You might think that it would be hard since I don't have any thumbs but what you don't know is that I can walk right across the key with all four paws therefore I am so much better than that cute Michael Buble. He is so cute though.

Playstation!

I played playstation for 8 hours today! I played Crash Bandicoot because I love that little rascal, especially when he rides on that little polar bear. YEEHAW!!

Vacation Photo Album!

This is a very special blog posting because I have five pictures to post! This is my vacation to Australia! First, I hopped on this speedboat to get there and we went so fast that it only took three hours. So much more efficient than flying I think.








Next, I visited the Sydney Opera House and did the bridge climb! They knew I was very in shape so they didn't make me wear a harness on the bridge. All my hard work on the torso track and the ab machine paid off!






Then I had to find April!! So I asked this local for a ride and I hopped up into her pouch and she took me to find April. Get it? It's a kangaroo and a joey!! April wasn't at her home with Julia so I had to look elsewhere. Now I really had to use my tiny pee brain and think....where is April when she isn't at home???? THE HOSPITAL! Of course, why didn't I think of that sooner?














The kangaroo brought me to Randwick where I found April in the Prince of Wales Hospital! I was so happy!! After April was done at the hospital, we went out in Sydney and had a great time! We went to the botanical gardens, Darling Harbour, the aquarium, the zoo, and we ever sky dived! I can't believe how much fun I had! I've never been to the Southern Hemisphere. Actually I've never even been outside of Vermont! I do consider myself to be a very worldly poodle however. I wish I could stay with April and fly back with her in three weeks, but I have to get back to work. The Tyra show doesn't watch itself!! I can't wait for April to come home because then we can watch the Tyra show together!

This is a picture of me and April just goofing off at the zoo! What a great trip! I can't wait to go back again!
I am going to travel the world more now! I would just love to go to Tibet!

To AUSTRALIA!

My sister needs me in Australia so I put my Aussie cap on and I'm heading to the Land Down Under! I am gonna knock down as many kangaroos and koalas as I need to! I will get to her and lay next to her all day long and then we will go on a bridge climb together and frolick in the botanical gardens. I WILL BE THERE SOON APRIL!!

Bathing!

This is me in the bathtub getting clean! I rolled in poop outside today and got it all over my back. I just wanted to leave it but my mom wouldn't let me. I thought it was very aromatic and squishy but I had to wash it off. Oh well!

SHOUT OUT!

This is a SHOUT OUT to A-P, my big sister. I miss you boo, feel better soon! I know what it's like not to eat.....mom sometimes forgets to feed me. It's awful. I'll see you soon and we can hang out all day long! I'll even rub your penis for 3 hours!

More Filing!

I did more filing today, I just have so many papers that I need to file in this box. This is all very important paperwork that I need to save for the rest of my life. I have so much to do!

Torso Track Time!

April is coming home soon and I want to be in great shape when she gets here! I've been on a diet and I've been torso tracking everyday for two hours! My abs look awesome and I can't believe that it takes almost no time at all! It's so easy! Fabulous!

I Miss My Sister!

I really miss my sister April today. I miss her everyday but today I cried for five hours and I sat on her picture to make me feel better. Mom won't feed me enough, Billy farts in my face all the time, Laura keeps holding me in funny ways saying that we're "hanging out," and Dad steps on me all the time. I want April back!

Get To Know Me

* . . Basic . . *

Name: Joey Shabadoo Thompson

Birthdate: June 2nd

Birthplace: Vermont

Current Location: Essex Junction

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Black

Height: 1 foot

Weight: 10.2 lbs

* . . What's Your . . *

Zodiac Sign: Gemini

Ethnicity: African American

Body Type: Curvy, Sexy, Plump

Favorite Food: Scones

Favorite Drink: Chai Tea

Favorite Animal: Mule

Best Physical Feature: Hips

Fears: Getting trap inside the refrigerator or falling off a stair.

* . . Have you ever . . *

Drank: Yes, one appletini at a party.

Smoked: Yes, marijuana only four times day.

Shoplifted: Never!

Skinny Dipped: Yes, I prefer it this way.

Had Sex: Yes, with Buzzy, the chair, the couch, the floor, my water bowl, the pillow, the stove, the trashcan, the stairs, the fruit drawer in the fridge, the toilet, and my leash.

Been Dumped: Impossible.

Had A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I hit it and quit it.

* . . Looking In For A Guy/Girl. . *

Fav Eye Color: Blue

Fav Hair Color: White

Short or Long Hair: Short and fluffy

Looks or Personality: Hot and spunky.

Love or Money: Love

Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular

I Went Shopping!

Today I went to Petsmart to pick out a new collar harness. I sniffed a couple little dogs, peed on a dog treat display, and bought this gorgeous pink harness. I just love the way it accentuates my curves and it looks so good with my eyes. Fabulous!

My Future

I am trying to figure out what to do with my life and I just don't know! I'm thinking of going to CCV to get my degree, but I'm just so lost. I kinda want to be a dentist.

UGH!

Well, I just got back from dinner at my Gramma's house and my uncle Buzzy and I ate so much! I had pot roast, potatoes, carrots, fruit, cheesecake, cookies, rolls, and corn! All of that food combined is about the same weight I am, so I am so full! My mom had to carry me out to car to get home! I feel so fat so I have to run, like, two hours on the treadmill! I'm so bloated!

Thongs!

Thongs are my favorite kind of underwear. I bought 6 new pairs today for $20! They support my teeny weeny and my teeny balls so gently. I will never go back to bikini panties, ever!

Just Playin' Cards

I love playing cards. My family and I played cards for 2 hours this morning! We played rummy for 30 minutes but then we played strip poker for the rest of the time. I love strip poker because I walked around with my penis hanging out all the time anyways, so I don't get embarrassed. I win! Fabulous!

Pawball.

I refer to this sport as pawball, I think 'football' is a little discriminatory and I'd like to put a stop to it. Because I'm really good at pawball!! I'm a linebacker!

Family Photo!

Mom scheduled a family photo of me and my brother and sisters today, except I'm the only one that showed up! At first I was mad because I had to sit by myself and no one got to hold me, but then I got some extra treats! I think the picture came out even better than it would of if they were all home. I am the center of the picture and I'm cute as a button! Fabulous!

Grillin'!

Today was one of the most loveliest days, and what better a thing to do on a lovely day than barbeque! I barbequed some burgers and some steaks and some hotdogs (my favorite!) I ate 16 hot dogs, 11 cheeseburgers and 3 steaks! Then I had to lie down, but it was delicious!

Big Red Bow!

This is my favorite big red bow!

It looks so cute, this I know!

I'm a cute pood, through and through,

I took this pic right after I went poo!

Proud Poodle Poopin' in the Potty!

I learned how to poop in the potty today! It took my nine years, but I finally did it!!

Soccer!

SOCCER IS ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITEST THINGS TO DO IN THE WHOLE WIDE 9 WILLIAMS STREET! I JUST LOVE IT! EVERY TIME I TRY TO PUT MY MOUTH AROUND THE BALL, IT ROLLS RIGHT AWAY FROM ME! FUN!!

First Day of School!

Today was my first day of school! I was so excited! I love going to school and I'm gonna do it every day! I get to hang out with lots of other poodles and have nap time and learn about sitting and staying and then we get to run around outside for recess and then we all go to the middle of the field and poop together and then we come back and get a treat! So much fun!

Skip Bo!

Mom and I played Skipbo tonight. I got so frusterated that I almost bit her! She cheats! All the time!! Everytime I turned my little poodle head, half her pile would be gone. And then I tell her that I saw her cheat and she just smiles and says "Joey, I don't know what you're talking about." I don't think I can take much more of it!

Power Yoga Time!

After running 118 circles around the tree outside I was feeling a little sore. I really needed to stretch out my muscles so I got out my power yoga book and read up on everything I should do to feel more like a young poodle again. I am going to focus on breathing and centering my core. I really like catcow position and the cobra. Obviously downward dog is my favorite. ( I like downward dog even better when that bitch next door named Dixie is doing it!!)

Chewing on Lilies!

I love chewing on lilies! Delicious!

Getting New Bras!

Just this week I noticed an increase in the size of my poobies. So weird! My poobies grew a whole cup size in just a week, maybe it's my diet. I had to try on some new bras to hold them up. This white full coverage bra was my favorite! Fabulous!

So Much Filing!

I have had such a busy couple of days! I have been doing so much filing! My dad doesn't do a great job at filing and he'd punt me over the fence if he knew I was fixing his awful filing job but I just couldn't resist! Now everything is filed away so perfectly! Fabulous!

Five O'Clock Somewhere!

It's Saturday and it's past noon so I'm drunk already! Just call me Party Poodle!

Drinking Tea!

Mmm. I love Chai Tea! It's my favorite! It's so great for my immune system. I drink two cups a day!

Chores!!!

I was so disappointed today when I looked in my closet and saw that my favorite purple dress was wrinkled! Huge bummer! It took my four hours to iron all the wrinkles out but I looked fabulous afterwords. I'll take a photo and post it up for all of you to see!

Working My Bum Off!

Hey everybody! I had such a busy day! Mom and dad don't really feed me enough and they won't let my poop on the deck, so I'm gonna get my own apartment. So I spent the whole day building furniture for my new poodcrib. I built a looove seat, a huge fake fire hydrant, a swing set, and a pool. I'm pooped now, but my new apartment is gonna be bitchin' and I'll have lots of bitches!

Pumping Iron!

I walked down some stairs today and my muscles were a little sore so I thought I should pump them up. I lifted half a pound and then I was pooped. I'm gonna go sleep in a pile of shoes!

Laura has to go back to work soon and then I'll be all alone. :(
But she promised to rub my penis for an hour when she gets back!!!!!!!

Today I worked on the car with my big sister. When I sat my butt down on the hot engine, it felt good at first but then it singed off all my butthole hairs. It hurt but I really did need a trim back there! Fabulous!

After I did a bunch of laundry, I felt like I needed to burn off a little steam. I jumped on Mom and Dad's bed for two whole hours until I was super tired!!! I peed a little too!

Laundry Day!

Today I did some laundry. I used Tide. I want to make sure I get all my panties nice and clean so when I ask that little poodle/bichon Dixie next door if she wants to hump I'll be smelling fresh.