Thursday, October 8, 2009

Vacation Photo Album!

This is a very special blog posting because I have five pictures to post! This is my vacation to Australia! First, I hopped on this speedboat to get there and we went so fast that it only took three hours. So much more efficient than flying I think.








Next, I visited the Sydney Opera House and did the bridge climb! They knew I was very in shape so they didn't make me wear a harness on the bridge. All my hard work on the torso track and the ab machine paid off!






Then I had to find April!! So I asked this local for a ride and I hopped up into her pouch and she took me to find April. Get it? It's a kangaroo and a joey!! April wasn't at her home with Julia so I had to look elsewhere. Now I really had to use my tiny pee brain and think....where is April when she isn't at home???? THE HOSPITAL! Of course, why didn't I think of that sooner?














The kangaroo brought me to Randwick where I found April in the Prince of Wales Hospital! I was so happy!! After April was done at the hospital, we went out in Sydney and had a great time! We went to the botanical gardens, Darling Harbour, the aquarium, the zoo, and we ever sky dived! I can't believe how much fun I had! I've never been to the Southern Hemisphere. Actually I've never even been outside of Vermont! I do consider myself to be a very worldly poodle however. I wish I could stay with April and fly back with her in three weeks, but I have to get back to work. The Tyra show doesn't watch itself!! I can't wait for April to come home because then we can watch the Tyra show together!

This is a picture of me and April just goofing off at the zoo! What a great trip! I can't wait to go back again!
I am going to travel the world more now! I would just love to go to Tibet!

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

To AUSTRALIA!


My sister needs me in Australia so I put my Aussie cap on and I'm heading to the Land Down Under! I am gonna knock down as many kangaroos and koalas as I need to! I will get to her and lay next to her all day long and then we will go on a bridge climb together and frolick in the botanical gardens. I WILL BE THERE SOON APRIL!!

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Bathing!


This is me in the bathtub getting clean! I rolled in poop outside today and got it all over my back. I just wanted to leave it but my mom wouldn't let me. I thought it was very aromatic and squishy but I had to wash it off. Oh well!

Sunday, October 4, 2009

SHOUT OUT!

This is a SHOUT OUT to A-P, my big sister. I miss you boo, feel better soon! I know what it's like not to eat.....mom sometimes forgets to feed me. It's awful. I'll see you soon and we can hang out all day long! I'll even rub your penis for 3 hours!

More Filing!

I did more filing today, I just have so many papers that I need to file in this box. This is all very important paperwork that I need to save for the rest of my life. I have so much to do!

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Torso Track Time!


April is coming home soon and I want to be in great shape when she gets here! I've been on a diet and I've been torso tracking everyday for two hours! My abs look awesome and I can't believe that it takes almost no time at all! It's so easy! Fabulous!

Monday, September 28, 2009

I Miss My Sister!


I really miss my sister April today. I miss her everyday but today I cried for five hours and I sat on her picture to make me feel better. Mom won't feed me enough, Billy farts in my face all the time, Laura keeps holding me in funny ways saying that we're "hanging out," and Dad steps on me all the time. I want April back!