UGH!

Well, I just got back from dinner at my Gramma's house and my uncle Buzzy and I ate so much! I had pot roast, potatoes, carrots, fruit, cheesecake, cookies, rolls, and corn! All of that food combined is about the same weight I am, so I am so full! My mom had to carry me out to car to get home! I feel so fat so I have to run, like, two hours on the treadmill! I'm so bloated!

Thongs!

Thongs are my favorite kind of underwear. I bought 6 new pairs today for $20! They support my teeny weeny and my teeny balls so gently. I will never go back to bikini panties, ever!

Just Playin' Cards

I love playing cards. My family and I played cards for 2 hours this morning! We played rummy for 30 minutes but then we played strip poker for the rest of the time. I love strip poker because I walked around with my penis hanging out all the time anyways, so I don't get embarrassed. I win! Fabulous!

Pawball.

I refer to this sport as pawball, I think 'football' is a little discriminatory and I'd like to put a stop to it. Because I'm really good at pawball!! I'm a linebacker!

Family Photo!

Mom scheduled a family photo of me and my brother and sisters today, except I'm the only one that showed up! At first I was mad because I had to sit by myself and no one got to hold me, but then I got some extra treats! I think the picture came out even better than it would of if they were all home. I am the center of the picture and I'm cute as a button! Fabulous!

Grillin'!

Today was one of the most loveliest days, and what better a thing to do on a lovely day than barbeque! I barbequed some burgers and some steaks and some hotdogs (my favorite!) I ate 16 hot dogs, 11 cheeseburgers and 3 steaks! Then I had to lie down, but it was delicious!

Big Red Bow!

This is my favorite big red bow!

It looks so cute, this I know!

I'm a cute pood, through and through,

I took this pic right after I went poo!