Getting New Bras!

Just this week I noticed an increase in the size of my poobies. So weird! My poobies grew a whole cup size in just a week, maybe it's my diet. I had to try on some new bras to hold them up. This white full coverage bra was my favorite! Fabulous!

So Much Filing!

I have had such a busy couple of days! I have been doing so much filing! My dad doesn't do a great job at filing and he'd punt me over the fence if he knew I was fixing his awful filing job but I just couldn't resist! Now everything is filed away so perfectly! Fabulous!

Five O'Clock Somewhere!

It's Saturday and it's past noon so I'm drunk already! Just call me Party Poodle!

Drinking Tea!

Mmm. I love Chai Tea! It's my favorite! It's so great for my immune system. I drink two cups a day!

Chores!!!

I was so disappointed today when I looked in my closet and saw that my favorite purple dress was wrinkled! Huge bummer! It took my four hours to iron all the wrinkles out but I looked fabulous afterwords. I'll take a photo and post it up for all of you to see!

Working My Bum Off!

Hey everybody! I had such a busy day! Mom and dad don't really feed me enough and they won't let my poop on the deck, so I'm gonna get my own apartment. So I spent the whole day building furniture for my new poodcrib. I built a looove seat, a huge fake fire hydrant, a swing set, and a pool. I'm pooped now, but my new apartment is gonna be bitchin' and I'll have lots of bitches!

Pumping Iron!

I walked down some stairs today and my muscles were a little sore so I thought I should pump them up. I lifted half a pound and then I was pooped. I'm gonna go sleep in a pile of shoes!